Grumpy Cat just signed an endorsement deal |
It's the ol' Catch-22 syndrome.
And, of course, while sitting in the classes learning to be fab-u-lous, the list-maker that lurks deep within me started a list-making frenzy complete with highlights and arrows. I have an "Ah-Hah!" list. I have an "Aps I Need" list. I have a "Must Learn" list. I have an "Action Items" list.
Howard the Shelter Cat napping |
I wouldn't have to worry about all of that if Howard the Shelter cat would just wake up from his cat-nap and get with the program and start earning his keep. You know, like Grumpy Cat, who recently got a sweet endorsement deal with Friskies and who supposedly already is earning six figures. Hails bails, I'd be happy if Howard the Shelter cat would just earn a couple of figures.
Howard the Shelter Cat earning zero |
I think it'll be a short list.
As in Zero. Nadda. Zip. Zilch.
Guess I'm going to have to work harder at being fab-u-lous.